I found the game in a self-harm workbook that I have. It’s an exercise to get a better idea of who you are, apparently. The rules are easy, you just try to figure out what you’d be if you were any of the following things. Here are my answers:
If I were a politician I would be
the politician who wouldn’t get enough votes because she’d not care about the traditional policitian-y things, but would try to make positive changes for minorities like people with mental health issues.
If I were a pop star I would be
Pink. Because she gets it. And because she rocks.
If I were a film star I would be
Hm, difficult. Angelina Jolie, probably. Because she appears to be a wild child who eventually found a purpose in her life. I’d love to be able to say the same about myself.
If I were in a soap opera I would be
the character who’s adding the drama, or the misunderstood misfit. I can play that role perfectly.
If I were a writer I would be
the writer who never dared to publish a single book, because she’s consumed with self-doubt.
If I were a book I would be
a diary, with lots of pages already written, new stuff on each page, and lots of pages still empty.
If I were a TV show host I would be
Ellen DeGeneres, because she’s funny and self-confident and makes people happy and pranks people, but never in the mean way (or at least never in the really bad mean way where the joke is on someone else whose feelings get hurt).
If I were a criminal I would be
hm… like Robin Hood maybe, stealing from the rich and mean to give it to those who need it.
If I were a religion I would be
a colorful religion that values love and virtues, and people thinking for themselves, and excluded all dogmatic directives that tell people how to behave and punished them for wrongdoing or thinking or living outside the box.
If I were a mythical beast I would be
a Phoenix, who burns up, but then rises from his own ashes.
If I were a Disney character I would be
Tinkerbell’s unruly sister. In black and hot pink.
If I were a drug I would be
a mood-destabilizer. LOL
If I were an animal I would be
a big cat. Cuddly towards those she loves, but with claws that won’t be messed with.
If I were a piece of food I would be
haha, silly question. Okay, let me think. I’d be… a… magical surprise fruit. Each bite might taste different.
If I were an illness I would be
the annoying cough that doesn’t go away.
If I were a mood I would be
If I were a holiday resort I would be
an adventure resort where around every corner you’d find new challenges waiting for you.
If I were a pattern I would be
If I were a tree I would be
the crooked tree that grows at the edge of an abyss, digging its roots into the rock and trying its best to still grow upright, but never quite managing to make it back up over the edge properly.
There you go, my ‘if I were’ answers. Feel free to play, too. Let me know if you do, so I can come and read your answers. 🙂